A story of drama and love
Once upon a time there was a pistolius.
He had a girlfriend which he loved very.
He also had no legs
I DON'T NEED LEGS, I GOT YOU SUNSHIN
OH SUNSHINE OH SUNSHINE I GOT YOU
But one fateful day...
I AM PISTOLIUS, SHOOTER OF GIRLFRIENDS
And so history was made.
But when he was finally brought into court...
Sophisticated diagrams were forged to estimate the judges ruling.