Pistolius

A story of drama and love

Once upon a time there was a pistolius.

He had a girlfriend which he loved very.

He also had no legs

I DON'T NEED LEGS, I GOT YOU SUNSHIN

OH SUNSHINE OH SUNSHINE I GOT YOU

But one fateful day...

I AM PISTOLIUS, SHOOTER OF GIRLFRIENDS

And so history was made.

But when he was finally brought into court...

Sophisticated diagrams were forged to estimate the judges ruling.